The Miserables

We are going to see them! Must remember to bring kleenex. I wonder why I must put myself through what is sure to be a gut-wrenching experience. Oh well, plenty of time to navel gaze tomorrow.

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Hoping to score some backrubs

That’s a line I heard in a movie (Girl Walks Into a Bar). Another good one, between a father and son:

“You can do anything you want to a woman, and maintain her respect. You can forget a romantic anniversary, you can cheat on her with her best friend, you can pop her in the rear once in a while just to change the pace of things. But you must never, never let her smell your poop.”