Come on September, hit me with your best shot. Bring on Scouts, sewing lessons, homework for grade 5, 7 & 12, a snowstorm of school paperwork, fundraisers, concerts, limiting computer time, get your butts to bed, hurry and get up for school, don’t eat that, do eat this, did you pack your lunch?, Mom I need money for an agenda, Mom we have a field trip tomorrow, Mom can we order Scholastic books?
Also: personal hygiene of everyone living under my roof. Also: pick up your shit! Your shoes are in the way. When did you last change your bed sheets?