23 Michael Scott Quotes That Prove He’s Secretly A Lost Twenty-Something

One of my favourite characters on one of my favourite shows.

Thought Catalog

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“Sometimes I start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”


“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”


“I am Beyoncé. Always.”


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“What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I’m optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.”


“It’s never too early for ice cream.”


“You don’t know me. You’ve only seen my penis.”


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“It feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And, at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then, a third guy walks in and starts punching me…

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